Gator or Croc? Simple – use a baby!

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We’ve all been there… doin’ the wedgie wiggle

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I like big butts..

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Thanks for the clarification

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Yeah, that’ll take care of your stolen creamer problem

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He really looks sorry too!

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What is this thing? … Boop!

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An unbeweavable fight

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OisinKaliszewski says: Funny story. I went to an inner city public school and a fight broke out towards the end of the day. It was between two girls. The fight was actually pretty good and they seemed to have some knowledge of what was supposed to happen in a fight. Towards the end of it, one of the girls grabbed the other girls hair and swung her down the stairs. The other girl fell down about 20 stairs. Security came and broke it up right after. When the dust settled and everyone was standing around talking about what happened, a kid named Dorian runs down the stairs and picks up the girls weave that had fallen out. He ran back to everyone and shouted “I got the trophy! I got the trophy” Kid had the look like he just won the lottery or something. He carried it around the next day too.

We call it a trophy now because of him. Godspeed where ever you are Dorian.

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Parenting: the definition

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Hired Help

Is this is how you earn money when you have 2 degrees and can’t get a real job?F1PkXhW

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