Pasta prayer
Lay this one on your family – for a laugh!
Our farfalle who art in strainer,
Whole wheat be thy grain.
Al-Dente done,
Thy sauce be yum,
At home as it is at Vinny’s.
Give us some wine, some garlic bread,
And forgive us our slurping,
As we forgive those,
Who talk with their mouths full.
And lead us not into overdone-ness,
But deliver us from mush.
For Thine is the angel hair with meat sauce.
Forever and ever.
RAmen.
Deep Fried Bits 
