Category Archives: Jokes
Introducing; Earl!
Earl is an imaginary customer at my day job. We created him when one of my co-workers asked for the wrong name when he was calling a customer back. It’s a long story and probably not as funny to anyone but us… We found THIS pic and Earl was born!
Earl’s pic will pop up here and there unexpectedly – in a file, as a computer background, and makes special appearances on birthdays. On a recent weekend that our IT was coming around to each workstation, an old picture of Earl re-surfaced…. Enjoy!
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight Off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so He could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.’
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.
‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’
The burglar relaxed.. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?’
‘Moses,’ replied the bird.
‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.’
Deep Fried Bits 